Failed Relationship Memes for Elder-Single Girls Who Always Pick Men Before Their Friends

We all have that one friend who meets a guy at the bar then takes off. Like Samantha from S3x and the City, she's a female titan on the loose, hellbent on taking every man home that she can find. But then there you are, all alone at some weird bar you didn't want to come to in the first place. Welp, single maniac friends everywhere can agree that sometimes you gotta go with your instincts. You're running out of time to find a man in the wholesome, coy, good-natured way. You're in your 30s! It's time to get down and dirty in the dating world because first all the religious boys were married, then all the wholesome ones, and now we're dwindling down to the "entrepreneur" types who just look like a copy/paste version of Pitbull. No thanks sis. If I see a man that could use a little taste of a real woman, it's time for me to get packing. See ya later ladies, I'll call you an Uber.