'The customer decides when they are...ready to leave': Friend group splits over golfing etiquette

Mini golfing is so superior to regular golf. In this essay I will…

I'm so serious: mini golf is clearly the better game. Regular golf requires one to have some golfing skills already, since you have to hit the ball many yards away. You walk around a course filled with grass, sand, maybe a few lakes or whatever. Nature? Wow, how interesting.

Mini golf on the other hand, requires no prior golfing skills. All you have to do is putt along the course, while enjoying windmills, rolling hills, and usually lots of themed decorations. The balls are colorful, people of all ages can join in, and the courses are full of fun decor that you don't get to see every day. This is the life, and I think it should be an official professional sport in the same way regular golfing is. 

Plus, have you ever been to a mini golf course that's UV or glow in the dark themed? That's a top-tier way to spend an afternoon. However, these folks below spent their time playing a type of regular golf — technically just practicing at a hitting bay. These friends disagreed over their own game of golf, and you can check out their story below. Then check out a fine selection of hand-picked memes.