Gather round for another tale of Derplandia! In the days gone by, when Derplandia was constantly under threat of attack by The Order of the Pensive, who sought to destroy all the doggy derpiness and comedic animal antics that existed in the land of Caninus. Luckily for the citizens of Derplandia, there exists an elite force of honorable knights to seek out these far away threats.
That's right, we're talking about the top of the top in animal espionage, the magnanimous Derpy Weapons And Tactics unit of the royal guard, commonly known as D.W.A.T. These brave heroes venture far out into enemy territories, surviving through all manners of tough conditions to neutralize enemy operations before they even begin, through a variety of derpy antics that leave their enemies incapacitated by laughter.
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The elite Royal Guard of Derplandia uses incredibly derpy and effective frisbee helmets for defense. They work as deterrents rather than protectors, by accentuating the cuteness and derptasticity of the wearers, therefore making it really hard for enemies to want to fight them cuz they be cute.
And here we have a famous stick jouster of Derplandia, Sir Ruffles of Stickington, Stickington being a province of Derplandia known for having big sticks and some of the best jousters and lance puppies around.
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