Broken Cats Malfunctioning on Their Kitty.exe Software

Cats are like computers. One minute they're running perfectly well and everything is fine and dandy, then the next minute you're staring into the rainbow pinwheel of d3ath with all your tabs closing and darting around the screen. Your cat is no different– when your kitten is running on their fancy software that allows their feline prowess and grace to take over motor function, everything is fine. But when your cat gltiches out, if your kitty gets into that malware bag you hide above the fridge (catnip), you're in for a rodeo of epic proportions and a malfunctioning cat on the loose in your home. Nobody is safe when the ears pin back, the tail poofs up, and the crazy look enters your cat's eyes. When that happens, they're completely broken and need a complete reboot (and maybe a professional to take a peek at what's going on in that derpy noggin of theirs).