You know what they say - you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. And while that's great and everything when it comes to the friends part, what are we left to do with the narcissistic parents who are complete psychotic egomaniacs? Say what you want about parenting, but one thing you can't deny is that many if not all of our traumas stem from our childhood. Some people are blessed with parents that try their best - whatever that may look like. And others are blessed with those that try their best to outshine you. And as a child, there's nothing worse than feeling like you're not important enough to your parents.
Welp, this brings us to today's story about yet another egocentric mom that requires all of the attention all of the time. This story comes with a pre-story, so get ready for some quality reading.
"I feel like I have to mention my parents are both very wealthy and kept finances separate and so it was an easy divorce and obviously they could pay for it."
We feel like this is a very important detail of the story. You know, just in case you start asking yourself who on earth would re-marry the same person a million times??? who has the money for four weddings??? Welp, rich people obviously.
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