Employee Quits, Delusional Manager Schedules Them For Shift, Threatens Write Up

Is there a better way to tell a former boss "you have no power here" than just laughing in their stupid face? Imagine  thinking you have direct control over a person who's no longer an employee. They gave a meaningless threat just to watch their illusion of control crumble apart in their hands. For another absurd ex-manager, here's the ex-manager who tried to get an ex-employee to serve a Karen.