Have Fun Disrespecting the Memory of Logan With the New Deadpool Action Figure (Also, Dogpool!)

Well, we knew this was probably coming, but we all said "They, wouldn't… would they?"

Well, they did.

This new Marvel Legends Deluxe Deadpool set doesn't just include Deadpool and some standard weapons. No. It includes the adamantium skeleton of Logan as seen in the opening credits of Deadpool and Wolverine. Logan's remains are now a prop you can literally put in Deadpool's hands like a weapon. So yes, you can now disrespect Wolverine's entire legacy in the comfort of your own home, with premium plastic and a smile.

And then, as if to soften the blow and keep your soul from fully leaving your body, the set also includes Dogpool, making his Marvel Legends debut. Dogpool is adorable. Dogpool is innocent. Dogpool did nothing wrong. Dogpool is basically there to make you feel slightly better about the fact that the centerpiece accessory is "Oh look, Logan still has some skin on his face. lol"

It's the perfect Deadpool combo. Maximum chaos, maximum bad taste, and then a cute little dog in a costume to make you go "aww" right after you said "WHAT."

As a collectible, it's kind of amazing. The bones are a deep cut, the comedy is brutally on brand, and the whole thing feels like the toy aisle version of Deadpool looking directly into the camera and asking if you're okay, right after doing something objectively unacceptable.

So if you've ever wanted a Deadpool figure that comes with equal parts emotional damage and cute chaos, congrats. This is your moment.