Party Fails That Got Way Too Creative
Where some people see pity in the faces of their passed out friends, the artists in us see a pristine canvas. Mostly for drawing dicks.
With Great Power Comes No Responsibility
But Did They Put Games on the Back?
Jolly Green Giant
The Pen is Mightier than the Drunk
Always Make Sure to Eat While Drinking
When You Say Something While Drunk and Put Your Foot in Your Mouth
Hoping This Happened *After* He Passed Out
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Explanation at Work
He Has Very Soft Eyes
He's not a Ceiling Fan
U up? Send Noodles.
The Silver Couch Surfer
High Idiot Caught on Tape
Boy Does He have Egg on His Face
How to Get Into the Movies
Hope He Doesn't Drive
Pot Head or Potty Mouth?
There's a Star Trek Joke Here
"Chief, it looks like we've run out of chalk"
Made Sure to Tux Him In
Never Inviting Walter Melon Back Again